“I am now officially starting to forget my own lyrics, and very grateful they’re on Google. That’s definitely one of the upsides of having some status as a musician is that someone else has written all your lyrics out for you. It’s great!”—KT Tunstall Sodajerker on Songwriting 61
“I’m not like ‘I gotta see a dick!’ But men get to see women naked in movies all the time. There’s never naked men. It’s always a thing, it’s crazy when you get to see a penis in a movie. It’s really crazy. So I feel like it’s a big deal to see Ben Affleck’s dick. Whether or not I’m attracted to him or anything, you just don’t see that.”—Lauren Lapkus Who Charted 202: Big Ass Meals Earwolf
“One thing I thought we can learn from horse racing in particular: who gets annoyed by footballers feigning injury? Yeah? Doesn’t happen in horse racing does it? If we treated injured footballers the same way, you see how quickly they get up. If your weren’t calling the physio on, you were for calling the tarpaulin of mercy, it would not be a problem.”—Andy Zaltzman The Bugle | More Satirist For Hire
“Whenever people ask me if I’m racist, sexist, or alcoholic I always say yes because it ends the conversation. I don’t know if I am or not, I just know that makes them stop because then they either have to help me or stop talking. If you say no, you’re talking about it for another hour, and then you really sound like an alcoholic.”—Dan Harmon Nerdist 577
On The Bright Side... | FOFOP 154 with Eddie Pepitone
Wil:Nothing means anything. None of it makes sense. None of it is fair. Even the things that we think are fair, aren't fair. Like, everything is unfair. It's all stacked against you. You're probably never going to get ahead, and then even if you are a nice person, bad things still fucking happen to you. Nice people die from bad shit all the time, and terrible people get ahead all the fucking time. Life is not fair, and it's never going to get fixed in our lifetime.
Eddie:This talk finally makes me understand why I love sports...
Late night in a seedy hotel in Hollywood I met up with one of my favorite living writers Danny Bland to discuss his new book, I Apologize In Advance For the Awful Things I ‘m Gonna Do. He collaborated on this fine book with the infamous Greg Dulli. Mr. Dulli did the photos for resulting in a true piece of art. It’s an amazing book and a riveting read. You can get it at your local cool bookstore…
Five years ago I was at a career bottom. My son had just been born and to say I was no longer considered to be part of the stand up community would be an understatement. I had become frustrated after years of rejection and had dug many of my own holes. I was just a commercial actor which, while…
“If people were delicious we’d be eating people by now. There’s no doubt. I understand that we are terrible enough as human beings that somewhere on this planet, if people were delicious, they would have found a way to convince us that you should eat people.”—Wil Anderson FOFOP 151: PTSD with Guest Charlie Number 1 Dave Anthony
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“My favorite part of ‘Frozen’ was when my three year old niece looked at the movie screen, it was her first time at a theater, and she goes, ‘Look, a giant computer!’
A giant computer. That’s what it’s come to.”—Eli Roth Doug Loves Movies
“If youjizz and redtube and fantasty.cc and fabdu and tblops and xhamster… if Brazzers, if the Bang Brothers and their bus; if they would all get together and just throttle down to 28.8 speeds for one day with a net neutrality warning, that’s how we could get people to care.”—
“They gave us our fangs when we wrapped (True Blood,) and I thought, ‘Oh my god, please don’t ever let me wear these in public.’ There’ll be some TMZ thing where I’m at Home Depot snarling at people, I haven’t worked in 5 years.”—Kristen Bauer van Straten Nerdist 567